Friday, January 25, 2008

Motivation

The kids. Oh the children are wonderful and the time always too short with them. After years of work, Interlink has a consistent relationship with several orphanages in town, two of them very large which we visit weekly. Here are some of my favorite shots from this past week.

I look forward to getting to know these children by name and learning enough language to converse, or at least joke around! You can see my coworker Sara’s blog for some deeper stories on these children and some of my other photos.

I also ran into one of my graduate orphans at the bazaar. I am hoping to see the rest of the girls on Monday and we are planning to make it to the city the boys live in by early February. I am so anxious to see them (and wishing I had worked harder at my Russian lessons!).

The How-To Manual of Kazakahstan, Chapter II

So here’s another installment of how-to living in Kazakhstan. I hope you enjoy these helpful life skills and tips.

How to get in the gate (aka How to wake up security). First, ring the bell. Wait and ring it again, and again, and again, and again. If this fails to produce a sleepy face from within, honk your car horn loudly. Honk again and again. Next try to rattle the gate and shout loudly. This of course is futile, but at least you will have tried. Perhaps the guard wakes to the sound of metal on metal instead of annoying buzzing sounds. If still no man appears, use surrounding objects, in an attempt to set off the building alarm. In winter, use snow, aim high, and throw hard. Do this even with the knowledge that it is ineffectual. Fiftly, set off your own car alarm in the hopes that the guard might think it is his own. (Note, this only works if the guard has a car). Finally, call “papa” who is head of security. Make sure to make your voice especially pitiful, helpless, and needy. This works wonders. While waiting for rescue, huddle for warmth, yelling the occasional robust shout in the general direction of the building. Wait five minutes, call papa again to make sure he is on his way.

How to (not) cross the road. For anyone who has lived in a large city, especially a non-American city, this lesson is a no brainer. Look both ways. I even saw a dog do it the other day, no lie! Wait till the road is somewhat clear, make strong eye contact with oncoming cars and walk quickly. One small note from day #4 in KZ is under no circumstances, no matter what is happening or who it is, do NOT follow the person walking in front of you across the street! Always check for yourself. Always, always, always, always. ‘Nuf said.

How to buy meat. Here is a small word to all the vegetarians out there. KZ is not the country for you. I think I have eaten more meat in a week and a half than I did in a month at home! This is not an exaggeration. I crave green (not meat) and a highlight meal this week was the one that included broccoli (frozen and hoarded by my coworkers months ago). Anyway, so here is how to buy meat in KZ. Guys, listen up, this is your job. First, get a friend. Then get another friend with a car. Go to someone's home where they have prepared an animal (probably a goat or sheep). Load the whole, naked, frozen carcass in the car trunk. Try to close trunk. Try again. Decide it won’t close, get in and drive off. Take home to happy lady.

I am. SPARTAN!

I think I’m adapting to life in the chill rather well. After countless lectures I’ve final bought proper shoes (tall boots lined with fur) and fur lined caps. Actually, to be honest, I’ve enjoyed the novelty of snow and ice. Although the enjoyment may fade with time, the crunch of my shoes in the early morning silence as I walk to the bus stop is a pleasant accompaniment to whatever song I’m currently humming. For now it’s funny to see my hair turn white with ice by the time I reach my bus stop. Yesterday I had to laugh when I realized that the steam rising from my breath had frozen my scarf to my cheek! Later, my response was the same when my coworker Sara had to scrape ice off the INSIDE of her van windows! Supposedly this is the coldest winter most locals can remember. Oh the irony that this sunshine seeking heat loving girl arrives to be greeted by the coldest winter on record. The lows are expected to continue until mid-February. I’ll keep you posted!

My first day on the bus to work, they pushed me off. Seriously! No joke. However they didn’t push me off to be mean, the bus was just too full and people couldn’t get on or off…and guess who was nearest the doors. My host sister, who road with me the first day was helpless as she was bound by arms and legs so mixed it was as if strange beast had taken over the inner compartment of the bus with eyes looking out reproachfully from fur covered heads when any new victim boarded the bus. Despite the looks, the beast did let me back on and I made it to work. Day two though…I was on my own!

Though I’m slightly intimidated by the rude busmen, the crowds, and my inability to see out the ice covered windows, there has been a strange sense of satisfactory victory when I manage to get off at the right stop! The first time I made it on my own I had to literally restrain myself from jumping around with the realization I had beat the beast! I had to settle for striding briskly, head down, singing praises quietly behind my scarf. This way I at least looked like I somewhat fit it!

The top picture is me next to the Interlink office. Then there is Sara scraping ice off the inside of windows. The last picture is of my host home street. My houseis the shorter one on the right.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

How to successfully arrive in Kazakhstan

Well, I am safe and sound in Kazakhstan. I thought I'd help out others who may be planning to travel to this grand land any time soon...

1. How to play Canasta: First, never trust your opponent. They will teach you tricks to the game and then use them against you. This is important to know as you will have approximately 7 hours to play as you wait for your delayed train.
2. How to get your luggage off the bus: First, find the bus. Make sure you have a license plate number and that you check all buses that even come near to the bus stop, even if they stop a block away and then pass by. Next, after identifying your bus, track it slowly in the dark and snow. Go when it goes and stop when it stops. Finally when someone gets out to open the luggage compartments leap from your vehicle and point repeatedly at your bins. Wait until the persnickity old bus man goes away...then grab your bins and run!!!!! If need be, stack two and drag to your van! Get in and GO!
3. How to preserve leftovers: Leave the pot on the stove for several days. Open, heat, and enjoy. (Note: Stoves in KZ are on an outside porch where temperatures generally remain close to freezing in the winter. Also note, manual will be updated when spring methods of preservation are discovered).
4. How to use the internet: Begin by gathering all possibly electic wire and gagets within a 20 mile radius. Plug as many things together as possible and walk away. Call the electronics people who will come, probably the day after they said they would, watch them do what they could have told you to do on the phone, namely switch two wires...and wait. :)

Well, I hope this is helpful to all you future travelers to KZ. In the meantime I must shower and use the indoor toilet one last time before moving to my host home! More posts to come!

Ps: If you'd like to email me, please use emumaw@interlinkresources.org. Also note, I'm having some "sending" problems so it may take me till Monday to reply!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

A Roof Over My Head

It looks like a host home has been found for me. Hurrah! :) I'll keep you posted as I learn more... and, well, when I arrive and settle in.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Cowboys & Indians

Well friends, a miracle has occurred and I have a new passport and visa...and got them in less than 4 hours! My advice to repeat this process follows:
1. Like whatever sports team the security guard likes at the US embassy. If you can, mention his favorite quarterback's name and claim to be from that state it's like magic. Yesterday, the word "Cowboys" could get you bumped to the front of the line!
2. Don't argue with the passport man, even if his sports team isn't any good! Really. Even if he mocks you and the entire "Redskins" team, just agree with him...or be prepared to get in the back of the line! (No, don't worry, people were not literally moving, but there was a lot of talk about it!) Thankfully I didn't get involved in the football conversation, but let me tell you...it wouldn't hurt to brush up on the most recent game results before you go! Lol.
3. Never ever wear new shoes for a long day of city walking. Even if they are flats and a good brand and seemed comfortable in the store. Never ever! I know this has nothing to do with getting a passport or visa, but it is good advice!
4. Walk in peace. This whole process has never been controlled or carried by me. Yesterday was clear evidence of that. It wasn't what I said or didn't say or how I looked or when I did what I did. It was pure Other working to shine through these circumstances. And shine He did!

That said, here's my shout out to Mildred at the US passport agency who issued a new passport in 3.5 hours even though I didn't have evidence of a visa appointment and should have waited a few days. And here's another shout out to Raooshan at the KZ embassy who gave me a visa in 5 minutes just as the noon hour struck for her lunch break! And yet another shout out to Rekah and Druba for hosting me and to Dipesh and Katherine for offering! You guys are the best! And here's a final shout out to all of you dear people who called and prayed and called and worked so hard on my behalf to make this happen (especially Barb and Marsha!).

Friday, January 4, 2008

Jumping through hoops

No, this blog is not about the hula-hoop (as worthy a topic that might be). It's not about flaming hoops either although I'm glad I'm not a circus tiger (or a circus pig?). It's not even about hoop earrings, which is good because I don't have pierced ears.

It's about the fact that Monday I will be in DC getting a new passport (long story) and a new visa! I'm completely calm about the whole thing even though it's unexpected. The great part is that I'm going to have time to hang out with some really special friends in DC. Just keep me in your thoughts as I'm hoping to replace my passport and KZ visa in a day and, considering the bureaucracy of embassies, it will have to be a miracle to get me through two of them in less than 8 hours!